|Poo Brain for the win!|
|Не стесняйтесь закладки ничего в моей галерее.|
Несанкционированное воспроизведение запрещено.
|Cats cannot taste sweet. It is due to the lack of the sweet taste receptors on the tongue. In its place cats have receptors that can taste adenosine triphosphate, which is the signature taste of fresh meat. In nature, cats are obligate carnivores, and this trait gives them an advantage by allowing them to distinguish whether animals carcasses are fresh or not.|
Therefore your kitty would NOT eat anything sweet, such as cupcakes.
The more you know...
The more you fail!
|Mein fuhrer, what ridiculous plan are you planning now?|
I'm planning to send the Kriegsmarine to Ukraine and assist the revolutionaries. Although we lost the war to the Soviet Fat Bangers in 1945, we are not going to lose this battle today.
Steiner and the map, mein fuhrer?
Steiner will drive the Kriegsmarine to the Black Sea where they will engage the Soviet Fleet.
I have asked help from all the fish in the Black Sea. It seems they'll be cooperating with us.
Fine! You can mobilize as many fish as you like.
But mein fuhrer, you'll never beat the Russian Fleet!
Damn it, Jodl! Why not?
Because they outnumber us ten to one!
Oh for fuck's sakes, Jodl! We will win this battle! I'll make your shiny head sleep with Kreb's fishes if you object again!
I've been a bit sick lately. I couldn't eat or sleep. If I eat, I puke it back out. Sleeping isn't possible either. Thankfully I got some pills for both kinds of ailments.
But that's not what I wanted to talk about today. From what I hear from the Internets, Russia has already started an invasion in the Crimea region. For those of you who don't know or care about what's happening in Ukraine right now, here's the long story short:
The Euromaidan (Ukrainian revolution) has successfully ousted Yanukovich can established a new government in Ukraine. Then Yanukovich escaped before the angry mob can get their hooves on him. He sort of disappeared for a while, then re-appeared in Russia, claiming that he will be sending the Soviet Red Army after his own people and reclaim his country. Of course, the Russian parliament has authorized the military intervention (a.k.a. invasion) in the Crimea peninsula (which is situated in the middle of the Black Sea, for those of you who don't know geography).
Although I am Russian myself, I don't believe this is the right thing to do. I know as soon as the Red Army gets inside Ukraine, they will start to massacre civilians, as the new government has dissolved the Ukrainian military. The Red Army has also incited the ethnic Russians who were living in Crimea to revolt as well, causing further chaos.
I just hope everything would just end peacefully. I don't want to be hated just because the leaders of my country were doing something wrong.